"How Bad Can I Be" by Thistleclaw

Based on "How Bad Can I Be" from The Lorax.

How ba-a-a-ad can I be? I'm just doing what comes naturally. How ba-a-a-ad can I be? I'm just following my destiny. How ba-a-a-ad can I be? I'm just doing what comes naturally. How ba-a-a-ad can I be? How bad can I possibly be? Well there's a principle of nature (principle of nature) That almost every creature knows. Called survival of the fittest (survival of the fittest) And check it this is how it goes. The cat that survives gotta scratch and fight and claw and bite and growl. And the kittypet that doesn't, well the kittypet that doesn't winds up getting eaten by an ow-el ow-el owl (isn't that so fowl?) I'm just sayin'. How ba-a-a-ad can I be? I'm just doing what comes naturally. How ba-a-a-ad can I be? I'm just following my destiny. How ba-a-a-ad can I be? I'm just doing what comes naturally How ba-a-a-ad can I be? How bad can I possibly be?

Let me hear you say 'bitedy-bite' (bitedy-bite) Scratchedy-scratch (scratchedy-scratch) Complain all you want, it's never ever, ever, ever gonna stop. Come on how bad can I possibly be? How ba-a-a-ad can I be? I'm just doing what comes naturally. How ba-a-a-ad can I be? Just look at me pettin' this kitty. How ba-a-a-ad can I be? I'm just following my destiny. How ba-a-a-ad can I be? How bad can I possibly be? Let's see. (How ba-a-a-ad can I be?) All the lies these cats are buying. (How ba-a-a-ad can I be?) And the blood is multiplying. (How ba-a-a-ad can I be?) And the power before me is lying. (How ba-a-a-ad can I be?) And my glory you can't be denying. (How ba-a-a-ad can I be?) Who cares if a few cats are dying? (How ba-a-a-ad can I be?) This is all so gratifying. How bad. How bad can this possibly be!?